Lakers

Three receipts for Celtics fans

vs Celtics

We've won 6 in a row. You're welcome to try and stop it.
Current streak, 2026‑27 season: LAL won 6 straight
We block 6.4 shots a game. You block 4.5. Jumping is legal, look it up.
Blocks per game, 2026‑27 season: LAL 6.4 (3rd), BOS 4.5 (21st)
We shoot 50.7% from the field. You shoot 45.9%. Aim is a skill. Look into it.
Field-goal %, 2026‑27 season: LAL 50.7% (1st), BOS 45.9% (18th)

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How the burns are picked

We compare the two teams on every stat we have, plus your head-to-head results since the 2023-24 season. A fact only makes the card if it makes the Lakers look better, then the sharpest ones win. Every number under each burn is the receipt, and a check script re-derives all of them from the source data before each release.