Lakers

We swipe 10.8 steals a night. You get 8.3. Hands are for more than high fives.

Steals per game, 2026‑27 season: LAL 10.8 (2nd), BOS 8.3 (14th)

117–96. Our biggest win over you since the 2023‑24 season. It's still on the fridge.

Biggest margin in the matchup since the 2023‑24 season (2025‑01‑24): LAL 117, BOS 96

Last postseason we won 4 playoff games. You won 3. Ask your fans which number they prefer.

Postseason wins, 2025‑26: LAL 4, BOS 3