Celtics

Three receipts for Lakers fans

vs Lakers

We've won the last 3 meetings. At this point it's a subscription.
Head-to-head: BOS won the last 3 meetings
We average 27.3 assists. You average 24.1. Sharing is caring. Try it sometime.
Assists per game, 2026‑27 season: BOS 27.3 (8th), LAL 24.1 (26th)
You turn it over 16.0 times a game. We should send a thank-you card.
Turnovers per game, 2026‑27 season: BOS 13.7 (7th), LAL 16.0 (23rd)

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How the burns are picked

We compare the two teams on every stat we have, plus your head-to-head results since the 2023-24 season. A fact only makes the card if it makes the Celtics look better, then the sharpest ones win. Every number under each burn is the receipt, and a check script re-derives all of them from the source data before each release.