Dodgers

Three receipts for Giants fans

vs Giants

We've won the last 8 meetings. At this point it's a subscription.
Head-to-head: LAD won the last 8 meetings
Your pitchers allow 1.36 baserunners an inning. Ours allow 1.14. Your bases are always busy.
Team WHIP, 2026 regular season: LAD 1.14 (1st), SF 1.36 (23rd)
Team OPS: us .762, you .706. Ranked 2nd and 23rd. Your lineup is mostly decorative.
Team OPS, 2026 regular season: LAD .762 (2nd), SF .706 (23rd)

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How the burns are picked

We compare the two teams on every stat we have, plus your head-to-head results since 2024. A fact only makes the card if it makes the Dodgers look better, then the sharpest ones win. Every number under each burn is the receipt, and a check script re-derives all of them from the source data before each release.