Dodgers

Our pitchers struck out 1521 batters in 2026. Yours struck out 1204. Ours throw the ball past people.

Pitching strikeouts, 2026 regular season: LAD 1521 (4th), SF 1204 (27th)

We scored 801 runs in 2026. You scored 669. Running past home plate counts, you know.

Runs scored, 2026 regular season: LAD 801 (4th), SF 669 (26th)

Team ERA ranks: us 4th, you 23rd. Your pitchers are generous people.

Team ERA, 2026 regular season: LAD 3.55 (4th), SF 4.33 (23rd)