Eagles

Three receipts for Cowboys fans

vs Cowboys

Last season we won 11 games. You won 7. Hope the offseason was relaxing.
Regular-season wins, 2025: PHI 11, DAL 7
We've outscored you 182–151 over 7 meetings since 2023. Not that anyone's counting. We are.
Head-to-head since 2023: PHI 182, DAL 151 in 7 games
You give up 26.2 points a game. Your defense should come with a refund.
Points allowed per game, 2026 regular season: PHI 24.6 (19th), DAL 26.2 (25th)

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How the burns are picked

We compare the two teams on every stat we have, plus your head-to-head results since 2023. A fact only makes the card if it makes the Eagles look better, then the sharpest ones win. Every number under each burn is the receipt, and a check script re-derives all of them from the source data before each release.