Dodgers

Last 10 games: us 8–2, you 2–8. We're heating up. You're... also doing something.

Last 10 games, 2026 regular season: LAD 8–2, SF 2–8

You hit .245 as a team. We hit .257. The ball is the round white thing.

Team batting average, 2026 regular season: LAD .257 (3rd), SF .245 (13th)

We hit 204 home runs in 2026. You hit 178. The fences are the same distance for everyone.

Home runs, 2026 regular season: LAD 204 (7th), SF 178 (20th)